To all separatists - put our money where your mouth is !

Proposal:  A new, distinctly Quebec,  Transfer Payments Plan for the "distinct society" advocates within Quebec. 

Methodology:  Run parallel referenda in Quebec and the ROC to determine the level of future transfer payments made to Quebec. 

     For example, if 100% of Quebec citizens vote in favor of Quebec sovereignty, then transfer payments fall by 100%. If 30% vote sovereignty, then payments fall by the same 30% from current levels. 

     The ROC referendum will determine the percentage of non-Quebecers who no longer wish to support those Quebec citizens who do not value their Canadian citizenship sufficiently to stay within the Canadian "family". The ROC vote will determine the additional percentage by which ROC transfer payments will be reduced to Quebec. These tax savings will be awarded to ROC taxpayers who have funded the premium payments paid to Quebec separatists over many decades as our bribe to keep them in Canada. 

Reverse Payments 

      Oh, by the way, if the sum of the Quebec and ROC referenda is below zero, minus 10% for example, then Quebec will need to pay to the ROC an amount equal to 10% of current transfer payment levels for tolerating the inconveniences and extra costs that Quebec imposes on the ROC - such as official bilingualism mandated in all government documents across English-speaking Canada.